Thursday, November 29, 2007

Here's a lil something to read!





Although I happen to love Maxine, I want to warn that some of the material may be sensitive to some....just a warning. I hope to be back tomorrow with some fresh material. I wonder if I am the only one that waits until the last minute to shop etc.? I tell ya, I will be so glad when the holidays are over. I need my sanity back! lol
PRESIDENT IN 2008?

Here we are already discussing the future President of the United States in the Year 2008.

For those of you who would like a choice for President, we have a solution: It is probably time we have a highly qualified woman as President. One choice is a very special lady who has the answers to all our problems.

PLEASE give it a thought when you have a moment...


MAXINE FOR PRESIDENT!

Very eloquently put ... don't you think?

Maxine on 'Driver Safety'. 'I can't use the cell phone in the car. I have to keep my hands free for making gestures.'...

Maxine on 'Housework' 'I do my housework in the nude. It gives me an incentive to clean the mirrors as quickly as possible.'

Maxine on 'Lawn Care' 'The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower. I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless.'

Maxine on 'The Perfect Man' 'All I'm looking for is a guy who'll do what I want, when I want, for as long as I want, and then go away. Or wait nearby, like a Dust Buster, charged up and ready when needed'

Maxine on 'Technology Revolution' 'My idea of rebooting is kicking somebody in the butt twice.'

Maxine on 'Aging' 'Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This works much better if the salt accompanies a Margarita.'
'I'm telling you ... she's the perfect candidate.'




'The only two things we do with greater frequency in middle age are urinate and attend funerals .'

'The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.'

'To err is human; to forgive, highly unlikely.'
'Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have millions of old ladies running around with tattoos and pierced navels?? (Now that's scary!)'

'Money can't buy happiness--but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than a Kia.'

'After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching somewhere . you may be dead.'

If you don't forward this to ten of your friends within the next five minutes, nothing will happen ... but you'll rob them of some much-needed laughter.

6 comments:

Rita said...

ROFLMAO!!! This is too funny, Malieta!

Kathy said...

:-) Thanks for sharing the laughs!

ScrapMomOf2 said...

So, if I haven't even started shopping yet, am I way behind? No offended . . . this is funny stuff! Have a great weekend!

Maria said...

Hey Malieta! I have the same problem. . .I haven't gone shopping for gifts. My plan is to get as much shopping done this weekend! Quite honestly, I'm not looking forward to it.

Maxine is too funny!

Anyway, hope you're doing well!

Maria

scrapnnMO said...

LOL! This post put a smile on my face this morning. Thanks for that! :)

Flossie's Follies said...

I love Maxine, thanks for sharing, can always use a smile and a laugh.